Posts Tagged ‘Kelly Bailey

29
Aug
09

What Are People Saying About Hot Beans Delivers?

We asked some folks who just watched our show what they thought of it. Here is what they had to say:

Hot Beans Delivers plays for two more weeks (Sept. 4th and 11th)… won’t you join us?

For more info visit our ticket page.

28
Jul
09

Your Invited to Hot Beans Delivers

We hope can you join us! Here’s more Ticket and Date information about the show.

10
Jun
09

Hot Beans Delivers… Coming Soon!

Hot Beans DeliversGreetings friends and lovers. We wanted to let you know about our upcoming show called Hot Beans Delivers! We’re  putting the finishing touches on it as we speak.

We’d love to see each of you who made it out to our previous shows (Hot Beans and Chuck & Hot Beans in Love) at this one, and if you’re one of the several billion people who never saw the first two shows… boy are you in for a treat.

You can find all the info you need about the upcoming show on our website, and don’t forget to visit often as we’ll be regularly writing super funny stuff. Just like this:

What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat? Polly Unsaturated!

Talk to you soon,

Benji & Frankie

28
Apr
08

Live without regret! Come to closing night!

Do you have any life regrets? Do you have more than one? If so this means you might be doing something wrong with your life.

Too many people put off something that brings them joy, or fail to see the opportunity to experience joy. They use reasoning like: they haven’t thought about it, don’t have it on their schedule, didn’t know it was coming or they decided to be a putz and stay home to watch Quantum Leap reruns.

Somebody once said “Each regret you die with ends up eating your soul”. I believe that was me. Pretty good, huh? So don’t end up 6 feet under in the “bye bye box” with these regrets chompin’ on your soul.

1. Finding out your spouse is a distant cousin.
2. Stepping on the crack that broke your mother’s back.
3. You never did get those magic posters that you stare at to work.
4. Wasted life savings on Hillary Nutcracker business.
5. Didn’t try hard enough to be pretty.
6. Realized far too late that everyone can tell you’re wearing a toupee.
7. The “Nick & Jessica” tattoo on the small of your back.
8. Discovering that cats don’t always land on their feet.
9. Reading this lame regret list.
10. Failure to see the closing night of the highly reviewed Hot Beans in Love, playing Wednesday, April 30th @ 8pm. (more details that will save your soul from being eaten alive)

26
Mar
08

TV’s Greatest Theme Songs

Family Ties Autographed PictureOver the past 250 years, there have been some great TV theme songs. Songs that sweep you up, and bring you back to the days of yester yore. Some of Frankie and my favorites are Growing Pains, MacGuyver, Dukes of Hazard, Gimme a Break and Family Ties. With Family Ties being king of the crop.

If you are a Family Ties fan like we are, you can get your fill at Family Ties Online. I’ve also posted the lyrics to the theme song below. So what about you? What are your favorite TV theme songs?

Without Us
Sung by: Johnny Mathis and Deniece Williams
Music by: Tom Scott
Lyrics by: Jeff Barry

I bet we’ve been together for a million years
And I’ll bet we’ll be together for a million more
Oh, it’s like I started breathing on the night we kissed
And I can’t remember what I ever did before

What would we do, baby, without us?
What would we do, baby, without us?
And there ain’t no nothing we can’t love each other through
What would we do, baby, without us?
Sha-la-la-la