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Mustache Hall of Fame

Benji Nelson MustacheThe dictionary defines mustache as ” The hair growing on the human upper lip, especially when cultivated and groomed”. But it is so much more than that. It represents power, manliness, fashion and an attitude that screams “Look at this thing on my face!”

As you can see I, Benji Nelson, have been sporting a class A mustache (or moustache as the French would say) for a while now. But the question is why do I choose to grow this pushbroom, soupstrainer, cookieduster, nose neighbor, flavor saver or mouth brow as they call it? The simple answer is that I examined that greatest men on earth, and do you know what they had in common? Yes, that’s right, the famed mustache.

So I would now like to introduce you to my heroes. My Mustache Hall of Fame:

Dr. PhilWeird Al YankovicJohn OatesTom SelleckBurt ReynoldsMr. BelvedereNed FlandersWilford BrimleyErrol FlynnRon BurgundyClyde Lundgren Mustachefreddie mercurymonopoly guyhulk hoganmario brothersRon Jeremy Mustache

For more information you can visit the American Mustache Institute.
American Mustache Institute

As you are inspired, please add to this list of legendary mustache men. If you have a legendary mustache, let us know, we’ll add you to the list.


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16 Responses to “Mustache Hall of Fame”


  1. April 4, 2008 at 2:49 pm

    Benji,

    Despite being named for a dog, the American Mustache Institute believes you have crafted a fine, fine mustache Hall of Fame. Carry on!

  2. 2 HotBeans
    April 4, 2008 at 2:53 pm

    Thank you Aaron. Having someone from the AMI recongnize my Hall of Fame selections is more than I could ever have dreamed.

  3. 3 HotBeans
    April 4, 2008 at 6:32 pm

    Can’t believe I forgot about Freddy Mercury (click his name to see the photo)

  4. 5 Annalise
    April 12, 2008 at 4:50 pm

    Wilfred Brimley is the worst. My dad worked with him once at a Quaker Oats photoshoot and said he was a total ass.

  5. April 14, 2008 at 7:09 pm

    Thank for for the comment on my blog; feel free to check back for more mustache-themed posts in the future. This is a good list with some impressive mustaches, yours included. Keep up the good work.

  6. 7 kellycbailey
    October 20, 2008 at 9:05 pm

    A top rate list indeed… but you forgot Carmen Electra

  7. January 9, 2009 at 6:05 pm

    Well, it’s official. Mustaches are back, at least according to the NY Times: http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/08/fashion/08CODES.html?_r=3

  8. 10 john maxfield
    March 13, 2009 at 11:22 pm

    what about the monopoly guy? or super mario bros? how could we leave out hulk hogan?

  9. 11 carie
    March 24, 2009 at 8:40 pm

    you’re so funny—this is awesome!

  10. April 1, 2009 at 4:30 pm

    Thanks for the feedback. I just added Mario, Hulk Hogan and the Monopoly Man.


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